I want to sit down and eat pizza until the rest of my life.
my life goal
my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”
and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered
"Maybe i need to use the sleep"
<3 i love it
if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands
when you flawlessly rap that verse